To all our Kinfolk !
Ma & Pa Red Neck r’ cord-jelly invitin’ ya’ll for vittles after
the weddin’ rehearsal of our son Bubba to Billie Jean,
daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Don Worthington.
Directions to the Neck Hog Farm: Ya’ go over yonder a piece, pass the big blue silo. Turn right at
the old oak tree with the sign sayin’ “Trespassers will be SHOT.” Pass the red barn that needs new
paint. Go straight a spell til’ ya’ see the outhouse on the left, with the buckshot in the door under
the moon. Foller the barbed wire fence to the opened gate. Turn right, under the arch with a life
sized etchin’ of our prize boar “Porky” hangin’ on it. Park down in the holler.
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
“Get Hitched to a Redneck” - Die Laughing Dinner Theater Show
5:30 p.m.. arrival; 6:00 p.m. show
Where: Atrium Hotel & Conference Center
3800 Homer Adams Parkway
Alton, IL 62002
RSVP: Required; Call David 618.462.1220 by November 27, 2015
$40.00 per person.
Includes, show, dinner, tax, gratuity, lots of laughs and FUN!
Chef Kenny’s Choice of Appetizer
Tossed House Salad with Italian Dressing
Red Skin Potatoes, Green Beans w/Roasted Red Pepper and Garlic
Chef Kenny’s Choice of Dessert
Coffee & Tea