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Dude, I went out with this chick and she is like totally blowing me off when I ask for a second date. Bro, what else can I, like, DO to make her, like, go out with me again? Sincerely, A Darn Deflated Dude
Dear Darn Deflated Dude,
Are you serious? You need to, like, get a clue, Bro. She digs, like, grown-ups. Stop wasting my time and hers, Dude. Hugs, Addie
My cat gets very moody and combative toward the end of every month for several days. Can cats get PMS? Sincerely, A Monthly Moper
Dear A Monthly Moper,
I suspect the behavior has less to do with a monthly cycle and more to do with the fact she is trapped in a house littered with potato chip crumbs, fast food wrappers, and video games. Put down the Wii and play the “chase the red dot” game with her for a while … and while you’re at it, it’s probably time for that monthly shower for you, too. Hugs, Addie
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